why i cohabitate

November 14th, 2007 · 6 Comments


sometimes on the weekend caryand imight hit the grocery storeandhe’ll faithfully stand bywhile i agonize over package labels and ingredients. one particular saturday we wereat our neighborhoodsupermarket and as i was pouting in the pasta aisle,lamenting the very sad fact that there was no orecchiette to be had,he reached for the ‘alphabets’ and said”hey, i want these so i can spell out ‘i wanna kiss my girlfriend'” (which actually is close to, but not quitewhat he said – but for our purposes will do nicely). naturally, i found that rather endearing and grabbed the bag and threw it into our cart.

so on a night whenmy guyis working late, i’m fighting a cold and it poured down rain for most of the day this was my ambitious kitchen project:


obviously ‘world finer foods‘ who manufacture davinci pastais struggling with the precarious balancing act of the letter I and hasn’t quite ironed out the kinks in this particular mold. i felt like a contestant on ‘the wheel of fortune’ desperately needing to buy a vowel. or perhaps it’s a morefreudian explanation, removing the “I” from the conscious mind, disabling the ego which would in turn enable me to even buy davinci pasta as opposed toits shelf-matebarillapasta, a far superior product- but alas not a maker of the ‘alphabets’.

and now,i just keep looking atthe innocence of the simple statement’i wanna kiss my girlfriend’thinking it reads more like the question “u wanna kuss my gurlfruend?”

i suppose if i’dstuck to the actual words that cary had uttered that day perhaps a tad too loud amidst the aisles of publix, this whole linguistic exercise would have taken a much different path.

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